Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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