there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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