The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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