Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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