dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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