So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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