you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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