no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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