Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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