As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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