i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down