What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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