Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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