have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Pants are for mortals
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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