if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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