I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
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Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
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Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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