Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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