So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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