I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
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I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
The uberlube is also flammable
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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