someone get that fucking seahorse.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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