you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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