They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
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Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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