Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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