who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Operation Purity has been aborted
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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