New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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