Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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