carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i just google imaged poop.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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