super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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