Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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