Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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