Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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