just come out here and I will go home with you...
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Randomize
