i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
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Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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