So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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