Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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