Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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