Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
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Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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