I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
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Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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