The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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