D3 body, D1 cock
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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