Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
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i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Drunk is not a location!
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️