i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America