it wasn't lemon gatorade
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES