i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
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