hotties wanna shake it
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.