You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
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Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?