We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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