Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
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Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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