I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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