Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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