have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
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Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.