so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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