A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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