Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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