I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
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5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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