is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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