I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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